Yo mamma..

yo mamas so poor she cant afford to pay attention!!

Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people’s fingers!

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!

Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.

Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

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