Learn from others mistakes – or if not, at least sometimes they can make us laugh :)

The following have all
appeared in church magazines:

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Next
weekend’s Fasting & Prayer Conference in  Whitby includes all
meals.  
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Sunday morning sermon: ‘Jesus
Walks on the Water’
Sunday evening sermon: ‘Searching for
Jesus.’

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Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale It’s a chance to get rid of
those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your
husbands.
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Remember in prayer the many who
are sick of our community.
 
 

Smile at
someone who is hard to love.
Say ‘Hell’ to someone who doesn’t care
much about you.

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Don’t
let worry kill you off – let the Church help.

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Miss Charlene Mason sang ‘I will
not pass this way again,’ giving obvious pleasure to the
congregation
.
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For
those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery
downstairs.
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Next Thursday there will be
tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.

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Irving
Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends
a friendship that began in their school
days.
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At the evening service tonight,
the sermon topic will be ‘What Is Hell?’ Come early and listen to our
choir practice

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Eight
new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new
members and to the deterioration of some older
ones.
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Scouts are saving aluminium cans,
bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple
children.


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Please
place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you
want remembered.
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The church will host an evening
of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility
.
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Potluck
supper Sunday at 5:00 PM – prayer and medication to
follow.
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The ladies of the Church have
cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on
Friday afternoon.

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This
evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the
Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to
sin.
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The pastor would appreciate it if
the ladies of the Congregation would lend him their electric girdles for
the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
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Low Self Esteem
Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back
door.

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The
school drama group will be presenting Shakespeare’s Hamlet in the Church
hall on Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this
tragedy.
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Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM
at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side
entrance.

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The
Associate Minister unveiled the church’s new campaign slogan last Sunday:
‘I Upped My Pledge – Up Yours!’

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