Joke: Peace comes from finishing all the things you’ve started

"I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives.

By following the simple advice I heard on a Medical TV show, I have
finally found inner peace. A Doctor proclaimed the way to achieve inner
peace is to finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things I’d started and hadn’t
finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a
bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle
of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies , tha mainder of botle Prozac and
Valum scriptins, the res of the Cheesecke an a box a chocolets.

Yu haf no idr who gud I fel."

Source: http://treebeard31.wordpress.com/2008/08/23/dont-take-life-too-seriously-you-wont-get-out-alive-anyway/

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