Wrong answer joke

WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

HUSBAND:  Definitely not!       
WIFE: Why not - don't you like being married?        
HUSBAND: Of course I do.            
WIFE:  Then why wouldn't you remarry?   
HUSBAND: Okay, I'd get married again.     
WIFE:You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).     
HUSBAND: (Makes audible groan).    
WIFE: Would you live in our house?    

HUSBAND: Sure, it's a great house.

WIFE: Would you sleep with her in our bed?

HUSBAND: Where else would we sleep?
WIFE: Would you let her drive my car?    
HUSBAND: Probably, it is almost new.    
WIFE: Would you replace my pictures with hers?    
HUSBAND: That would seem like the proper thing to do.    
WIFE: Would she use my golf clubs?    
HUSBAND: No, she's left-handed.     
WIFE: - - silence - -     
HUSBAND: F * ck ....
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