Politics explained

Politics Explained

FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
Money

PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them
in a barn with everyone else’s cows. You have to take care of all of the
cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.

FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take
care of them and sells you the milk.

PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of
them, and you all share the milk.

RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but
the government takes all the milk.

CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both of them
and shoots you. Disappointed

DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.

PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.

REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to
tell you who gets the milk.

SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take
harmonica lessons. Open-mouthed

Source: http://www.sjgames.com/illuminati/politics.html

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1 Comment (+add yours?)

  1. Dreamwalker
    Dec 17, 2008 @ 12:27:31

    Loved this … and still smiling… I like the Democracy one… Hummmmmmm….the E.U. are our neighbours! didn’t they take all our Apples as well??? And decide which we could then eat??? 🙂 😉 xxxx HAve a great Christmas xxxx

    Reply

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