Jokes: The Amish and the Elevator

An Amish
boy and his father rode into town to do some shopping at the town’s shopping centre.
All
that they saw had them reeling in amazement.
One thing that
really caught their eye was a pair of shiny ‘walls’ that could slide
open and close effortlessly shut again.
The boy looked at his father
and asked,‘What is this thing, father?’

Having never seen an elevator before, the old man responded:
‘Son, I
have never seen anything like this in my life. I don’t know what it
is.’

At that moment, a fat lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving
walls and pressed a button.
The walls opened and the lady moved between
them into a small room. The walls then closed, and the boy and his
father watched in awe as a series of semi-circular numbers above the
walls lit up sequentially.
They continued to stare as the numbers lit
in reverse order.
Finally the walls opened again and a gorgeous,
voluptuous blonde woman stepped out.

Without taking his eyes off the young woman, the father said quietly:

‘Son, go get your mother …’
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