More Why did the Chicken Cross the Road Jokes :D

Why did Douglas Adams’ chicken cross the road?
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Why did the turtle cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday.

Why did Captain Kirk’s chicken cross the road?
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

Why did the psychic chicken cross the road?
To get in touch with the other side

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