Joke: Explaining the Mentality of the Modern Woman…

When Adam was still living in Eden, he came to God and said "I’m bored. It’s lonely to be the only sentient
being"
So God said:
 "I have just the right thing for
you..
. a companion!
"This companion will care for you, wash your
clothes and clean your house, comfort you when you’re down and wil always be
willing to physically please you"
So Adam said "Sounds great! What do I have to
do?"
God said: "Not much, just give up one leg, one
hand, one eye and one lung"
Frowning, Adam said "That’s a bit too much. What do
I get for a rib?"

– Thanks Leonid Open-mouthed

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