Funny Signs

  • In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
  • In a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk.
  • In a hotel in Athens: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.
  • In a Yugoslavian hotel: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
  • In a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
  • In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery:
    You
    are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet
    composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.

  • On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
  • Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop: Ladies may have a fit upstairs.
  • In a Vienna hotel: In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter.
  • A sign posted in Germany’s Black Forest: It is strictly forbidden on
    our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for
    instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are
    married with each other for that purpose.

  • In a Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
  • In a Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions.
  • In a Norwegian cocktail lounge: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
  • At a Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.
  • In the office of a Roman doctor: Specialist in women and other diseases.
  • In an Acapulco hotel: The manager has personally passed all the water served here.

Source: http://euphoria-magazine.com/

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